Can't Help But Laugh At These Kids Being Stupid

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andcallmeshirley
Nov 30, 2020 1:38 PM EST

One of the greatest things about kids is how stupid they are. You can tell them anything at all and they'll believe it. It's kind of concerning that these kids will one day be leaders of the world, but whether you want to admit it or not, you were a stupid kid once too. So enjoy laughing at these hilarious fresh memes from the r/kidsarefuckingstupid subreddit. 

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    Text - After Princess Diana died and was in the news often, I seriously thought she was princess of whales (like the mammal) and that there was a royalty dedicated to each member of the animal kingdom. Was seriously concerned for the whales that no longer had a princess watching over them. Happened for years until I actually met a welsh person. I probably started into the abyss for 10 minutes after I learned where they were from.
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    Yellow - Posted by u/privysage69 1 day ago Some kid vs random prop banana at a furniture store
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    Text - So when I was 4 and still in Kindergarten I really liked spiderman. But this wasn't like any other kids fandom of spiderman, I even dropped spiders on my hand to get them to bite them. One day we were doing things with super glue, and the teacher told us to be very careful because it was very sticky. So I poured it all over my hands and stuck them to the closest wall to be like spiderman. It took 10 minutes for the teachers to notice and by then the glue was dry. It took an hour to get it
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    Eyewear - Rhys 1 week ago why did 9 year old me think jizz was another word for piss? once asked my teacher after watching this if i could go for a jizz in the toilet.. i still to this day lose sleep over thinking about it... It 50 4 ...
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    Text - When I was little, my dad would always keep lots of money in his desk. When he was at work on the weekends every day I would take 50-200$ and put it in my piggy bank. My dad would never question it because he'd thought my mom spent it all. One day I went up to my dad and said "dad check it out I have a hundred dollars in my piggy bank!" I went to show my dad the money and that's when he started hiding his money.
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    Blackboard - am thanks God zilla
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    Text - This morning my son said his ear hurt and I said on the inside or outside, so he walks out the front door, comes back in and says both. Moments like this got me wondering if Im saving too much for college.
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    Text - 1h Went through the drive-thru at the bank and the lady gave my kids a lollipop. Connor goes "it took that long just to get candy?" Yeah Bud. We just waited twenty minutes at the drive thru candy store rand 18 others 2 Comments Like לו Comment O Send
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    Text - 000 When I was a child I used to think dogs are males and cats are females; and they fall in love and shit
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    Text - When I was about 7 or 8, my parents drove my brothers and I around reminiscing about when they first got married. They drive us through the neighborhood where their first house was, which they told us was by the penal farm. I fell into the floorboard laughing hysterically, and when they asked what was so funny, I proudly informed them that they couldn't fool me-I knew penises didn't grow on farms.
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    Text - Scrimzox 48 minutes ago my mum's just decided to remind me that when I was 8 and my goldfish died I asked if the fish would be on the news because it died 6 135 7 E 12
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    Text - Story time!: When I was a toddler my mom and I were playing hide and seek. Then I decided time hide behind my mom she almost cried because she couldn't find me and me always being a silent kid never said a thing. She called me a bunch of times.she almost called the police.
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    Text - ... Remembering when I was 7 and found out that showers instead of baths saved water, so then filled the bath up with the shower head to save my parents money Imaoooo 43 3 comments O Like Comment Share
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    Text - When I was in kindergarten , I stabbed a kid on the shoulder with colour pencils for scrambling on my scrambles.
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    Furniture - Posted by u/Loner1211 1 day ago You can even see the little teeth... Why why
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    Text - i 9GAG.COM Baby Elephant Tries To Hide Behind The Light Pole After Spotted Eating Sugarcane
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    Text - 3 year old student: *sobbing* Me: What's wrong? 3yo: Nobody is helping me clean up! Me: Did you ask your friends for help? 3yo: NO! I wanna do it myself!
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    Text - When I was a kid I wanted to be a paleontologist, but then thought by the time I was an adult all the dinosaurs would have already been discovered so I stopped being into dinosaurs
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    Text - As a kid, I named our cat as "pussy". None of my family spoke English so that didn't really care. "Pussy" stayed in our family for 2 years and died due to a snake bite. I was obviously devastated by this. When my teacher asked me why I was sad the following day, I said my "my pussy was killed by a black snake". My teacher had a horrified expression on her face. It took me 5 more years to realise what I had just said and it still haunts me till date. May Pussy's soul rest in peace in cat h
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    Text - : Anonymous 06/23/18(Sat)19:13:48 No.772383429 >be 9 >playing Paper Mario >halfway through game get to part where you have to buy a quest item from a store >shop owner (toad) says item is out of stock and will be in stock soon 309 KB PNG >assume it means I have to actually WAIT for it >spend 3 IRL months checking in the game to see if the item has come in stock yet >8 years later watching a speedrun of the game >realize you didn't have to fucking wait for it, you just had to fucking conti
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    Text - Dave @DaveApnea things my 3 year old cried about today: my hands did not make a sound like a bridge when he rolled his toy car across them he couldn't keep the sleeves on but take the jacket off the dog refused to eat the handful of sand it was given
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    Handwriting - JANUARY 5 19 45 I ate a PoPcicle got sick threw uA, hua 19 19 19
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    Text - When I was a kid I was doing grocery shopping with my mom. I was maybe 7 around the time. My mom was putting the groceries in the car and talking to someone. So in my mind I thought this is taking to long, so I left. I went home which is at least a couple Kemp's I still have no clue how I knew the entire way home. The house was locked so I waited in the garage. My mom didn't find me so she called the cops who eventually gave an amber alert. I was found later that day in the garage by my a
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    Text - berd ... @berdyaboi when i was really little, i used to bury toys in my back yard and then not be able to find them and get really mad that they were gone. kids are fucking stupid
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    Shelf - Posted by u/whommamn 5 days ago 5 6 2 & 6 More Rockets that were made by 4 year olders
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    Text - Nerd Immersion 9 hours ago So while I did tweak my back a bit, my kids have allowed me to achieve one of my life's goals this morning. I can check legitimately, accidentally slip on a banana peel off my list. 6 282 23
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    Photo caption - more comment if we can rob your house it's just Iker Escobedo · 2 days ago Mr beast come rob my house in:
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    Text - Babysitting: I gave my nephews $5 each. I told them to hold it against the wall with their nose, whoever dropped first would lose with the winner getting to keep both. Kept them busy for 3 hours.
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    Text - Ve... @V_nn Omg I just joined my nephew's IG live and he goes "thats my gay uncle everyone" 4:04 AM 15/11/20 from Brooklyn, NY Twitter for iPhone 28.8K Retweets 4,360 Quote Tweets 525K Likes varNG : @V_ - .20h ... Replying to @V_*y Idk why he feels the need to tell everyone that constantly lol 203 27326 34.7K
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